One afternoon, i sort of arrived in Beda earlier than expected. Its customary that if that incident occurs, my peers and i would go directly to ma'am gladi's office and spend the rest of the waiting time there... And to my surprise, SARADO siya!!!
So I had no choice but to scout for a place to stay. Luckily i found my own little corner, and then this conversation (via sms) came about... i find this pretty funny... hehehe
RON: Cez, nsan ka? what time ka dadating ng beda?
CEZ: Nagbibihis nako, nasan ka ba?
RON: Sa may bench, sa my fountain na madaming fish. Katabi ng mga locker. Nagiisa. Kausap ang mga lamok, tinatanong kung bkit nila ako kinakagat...
CEZ: Sumagot naman ba? Bkit ayaw mo sa guidance?
RON: Hindi nga eh, patuloy lang cla sa pangangagat... sarado ung guidance...
and so on.....
Imagine how blonde-brained our conversation was. hehehehe. Ang lamok and my role in their life, or is it the other way around?
Cez, thanks for keeping me sane that moment. Alam mo nman na ayaw ko nag-iisa.
:)
btw, the yesterday i was able to successfully murder a mosquito. Bwahahahaha! Vengeance is mine!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Kuya, wag kasi dampot ng dampot ng mga twalya
This one's totally hilarious and overly disgusting...
The past three days i have been inflicted with the super common "Sipon-Ubo-Lagnat" sickness and when I'm under such condition, believe me, it's definitely not a sweet sight to see...
Yesterday, being the worst day of the sickness thread, my brother had an awful defining moment.
With the amount of that eecckky stuff my nose is releasing, i plumped for a mini towel instead of a hanky. My unfortunate nose was out of control and obviously, a hanky, won't suffice. Period.
While preparing dinner, I placed that towel in one of the chairs in our dining and never had it crossed my mind that the following incident would happen.
SCENARIO: My brother just got out of the shower and went out of his room and into the living room to dry his hair and put his hair stuff. Still, his hair was kinda wet and damp so he had to dry it off.
Then I turned around...(Ala Patayin sa Sindak si Barbara turn)
And I saw him....
Using that muck filled towel of mine,
covered with you know what,
to dry his hair...
Comfortably brushing it against his hair, feeling every strand of hair it tangents.
"NO!!!!!!" - the only word i uttered.(Shouted pala!)
Then he asked, why I had such reaction?
Of course I had no choice but to spill the beans and tell the truth, that is, his hair is apparently covered with slime and grime. (dapat talaga rhyming para synchronous at iba ang effect)
As for my bro's reaction: unfathomable, unexplainable disgust. It's like seeing Oprah and Ellen de Generes sharing one stage, one set, one show. It's like seeing myself eating papaya. Nauseating!
Of course it left him no choice but to wash his hair again...
Hahahaha...
I even joked around that he could opt not to wash his hair again and just use whatsoever that's in my hair in lieu of his hair stuff..... *gross*
Kuya, wag kasi dampot ng dampot ng mga twalya. hehehe
:P
The past three days i have been inflicted with the super common "Sipon-Ubo-Lagnat" sickness and when I'm under such condition, believe me, it's definitely not a sweet sight to see...
Yesterday, being the worst day of the sickness thread, my brother had an awful defining moment.
With the amount of that eecckky stuff my nose is releasing, i plumped for a mini towel instead of a hanky. My unfortunate nose was out of control and obviously, a hanky, won't suffice. Period.
While preparing dinner, I placed that towel in one of the chairs in our dining and never had it crossed my mind that the following incident would happen.
SCENARIO: My brother just got out of the shower and went out of his room and into the living room to dry his hair and put his hair stuff. Still, his hair was kinda wet and damp so he had to dry it off.
Then I turned around...(Ala Patayin sa Sindak si Barbara turn)
And I saw him....
Using that muck filled towel of mine,
covered with you know what,
to dry his hair...
Comfortably brushing it against his hair, feeling every strand of hair it tangents.
"NO!!!!!!" - the only word i uttered.(Shouted pala!)
Then he asked, why I had such reaction?
Of course I had no choice but to spill the beans and tell the truth, that is, his hair is apparently covered with slime and grime. (dapat talaga rhyming para synchronous at iba ang effect)
As for my bro's reaction: unfathomable, unexplainable disgust. It's like seeing Oprah and Ellen de Generes sharing one stage, one set, one show. It's like seeing myself eating papaya. Nauseating!
Of course it left him no choice but to wash his hair again...
Hahahaha...
I even joked around that he could opt not to wash his hair again and just use whatsoever that's in my hair in lieu of his hair stuff..... *gross*
Kuya, wag kasi dampot ng dampot ng mga twalya. hehehe
:P
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