Repost: 10 Conyomandments

Got this from a friend of mine
http://jecblufox11.multiply.com/journal/item/157/10_CONYOMANDMENTS


BEHOLD THE 10 CONYOMANDMENTS!
Got this from my dear Dy.. So yan pla ang mga na222nan mo sa CSB! ahaha

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".

ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"

"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"

"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.

ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"

"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"

"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"

ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"

"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"

"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"

ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."

"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"

"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.

ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?

ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"

"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"

"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"

ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"

"I know right? It's so kaka!"

"Kaka?"

"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"

"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

-- Amen.

names: I am Purple Penguin

YOUR REAL NAME:
Ronli Lenci

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME :( first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Ronizzle - ??? nyak!

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
purple penguin

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your second name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number)
Lenci Private Road - ang panget!!!

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Vil-Ro - good enough

6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Red Water

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your firstname, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letterof your dads name, and last letter of your moms firstname)
olvaga - no comment. hahaha, sounds irag-ish

8.. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names).
Seraspe Asuncion

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets).
Black Joshua

10. YOUR HOOD NAME:....(first 3 letters of your first name and add -iqua)
Roniqua - :P

Now tag all your crazy friends, including me.

FedEx succumbs to Rafa

(I swore to myslef that I won't write anything with regard to the end of Aussie Open. Obviously, I can't.)

A match made in heaven, the Finals of Australian Open 09, Federer vs. Nadal. Roger Federer seeking to win his 14th grandslam to tie Pete Sampras', and become the greatest player ever, while Rafael Nadal wanting to claim his first hard court grandslam trophy and prove that he is indeed no. 1.

These two archrivals has already proven their worth in the field of tennis. Rafa being the embodiment of sheer power play while Roger being the epitome of the classic game with grace, elegance and wit.














Apparently, last night, the Gods were on Rafa's side. He beat FedEx 7-5, 3-6, 7-6, 3-6, 6-2.
It was a great match, just like their Wimbledon bout last season, every point was hard earned and well fought. Roger had his chances last night, unfortunately, Rafa never let go.

Last night's closing was so emotional that even I was also in tears. I feel for the great Federer. His tears spell his want to win his 14th grandslam, his desire to beat Nadal, his yearning to be Number 1 again.

Roger and Rafa holding their silvers...

Being the die hard FedEx fan that I am, I can't help but think why he can't conquer and defeat Nadal. Age is not a factor, at 27, he's at the peak of his career and he's in good shape. It's not that Rafa is better, Roger has won over Nadal before, and he can do it again, - all he has to do is believe.

Clearly, Rafa is the favorite and the best player at the moment, but no matter what, I'm sticking to my FedEx, my Aussie Open Champion.

Go Roger! Take Roland Garros this season!