Friday, September 19, 2008

ronli v. mosqui

in life, there are never ending battles. Battles you ought to face, whether you like it or not.

My life is no stranger to that, for it has lived through an unending saga, a bout that began since ever, repeating on a continuous cycle -

a fray between a man and a mosquito.

"Ronli vs. Mosqui"

The Battle of 09-19-2008

Armed with needle-sharp proboscis, mosqui stalked and flounced my every move.
then...
with impeccable timing and with his every might,
Mosqui attacked...
Not good enough though.

Equipped with my own set of arsenal, a pair of 8" hands and my secret weapon as reserve,
i countered...
Attempt failed.

Mosqui, agile as ever, was able to elude my attempt to sandwich him between my hands. But not for long, unleashing my secret weapon - an tennis racket like electric mosquito killer.

Will my secret weapon force Mosqui to give up the fight? Will he succumb?

Unaware of my plan, sneaky Mosqui, using stealth, managed to move closer... closer... and closer...
Three feet, Two, one.
Ready...
Swoooosh!!!

I successfully bashed Mosqui! FINALLY...
I was able to put an end to Mosqui's life.

The sound of Mosqui's entirety getting electrocuted sounds like Dulce singing "Ako ang Nagwagi!!! HAHAHAHA
Majestic and Triumphant!!!

For now, i was able to put an end to one Mosqui. A close to the life of a worthy adversary.

More of Mosqui's kind will come, that of which I'm sure.
Seeking revenge...
Preying...

But i am ready.

Bring it on.

(damn, i hate mosquitoes!!!)


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