Second day of my stay in my new school. Everything's new and i do mean everything. I had Special Penal Laws and Environmental Laws for today. Nothing really much about the subject but there's something more about the professors. Both of them were totally hilarious in different ways.
SPL - under atty. sawadjaan.
- power tripper!
- Atty. S to Ron: Where are you from?
Ron: San Beda sir.
Atty: (staring at me from head to toe), JEANS! Talagang naka jeans ka pa ah.
(duh! pwede pa kaya ako magdress down until the 28th!)
- Atty: Do you know Jenny?
Class: Who's Jenny?
Atty: Jenny from PBB!!!
(omg, like i don't even watch it.)
- Atty: Sinong Muslim?
2 Guys raising their hand...
Atty: Pasado na kayo.
(wow, sana may ganun din para sa mga taga-mandaluyong, free pass sa course. lol. But the guy from
Maguindanao was extra nice to me, "hi back")
- Atty: Beadle, how many extra points do you want? Final grade or Final exam?
(kapag maganda ka nga naman, free pass ulit!)
- Atty: You, what are the two kinds of rape or how can it be committed...
Student: .... answered quite ok....
Atty: Actually, kaya kita tinanong kasi mukha kang rapist!
(I super laughed that time kasi super point blank na comment ni sir un. Plus towards the end the class,
that student's dubbed na rin as maniac!)
- Atty: Sino si charlie?
Charlie: ..standing up..
Atty: Eh hindi ka naman pala cute eh! bakit charlie pangalan mo?
(turned out, Charlie was Atty's Japanese Spitz, kawawang bata naging aso bigla)
- Atty: Do you know Gabby?
Class: again wondering... sino si gabby?
Atty: yung sa kung tayo'y magkakalayo! Ay dapat magquiz tayo tungkol sa teleserye every night!
- Atty: RECITE WITH FLARE!
- Atty: "Know the trivial matters, wag lang aral ng aral."
(I kinda like this one...)
- Until now, nasasama pa din ang name ko sa girls. haha.
NEL - under Atty. Aquino-Melendres
- Super Perky plus the environmentalist get-up to match the course. :)
- Atty: I will follow the National Passing Rate for this class' passing rate which is at 20%, unless you prove otherwise. Kaya mag-aral kayo ng mag-aral.
(Patay! Bakit ganun?! I think it's unfair.
- Atty: Pacquiao vs. The Lion, Birds vs. Planes
(Biology?)
- Atty: "the real king of the jungle is not the lion, but the elephant."
(Parang story book reading lang...)
- Atty: Ano tawag sa baby lion?
Class: cub.
Atty: sa baby tiger?
Class: cub.
Atty: sa baby pig
Class: piglet
Atty: sa baby carabao
Student 1: cow
Atty: cow?! carabao nga eh cow ka dyan. Ano?
Class: calf.
Atty: yes, calf, with the silent L, like "MARSEILLE"
Atty: eh sa batang lizard?
Class: ???
Atty: "baby lizard"
Class: nyeh?!
- Atty: Remember, you cannot make BIRIT the lupang hinirang or else...
(Conyo si ma'am)
- Atty: As I was on the boat to correigidor, and was feeling my KATE WINSLET moment, I was brought back to reality at once by the panorama of the Manila Bay.
(may ganun?)
- Atty: Who knows the Oposa vs. Factoran case? Writ of Mandamus? Continuing Writ of Mandamus? Writ of KALIKASAN?
(Recit agad?! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good thing hindi ako natawag.)
Hay, by the end of the day, I was all drawn out and super hungry. Better get ready for more crazy days of learning. :)
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